"i'm so sorry
i stole another man's work
we in film call that homage
however again, i stole a man's work
for that i am sorry
and i'm afraid
i only did it 'cause i'm so scared
scared i'm not smart
not creative
not unique
not talented
not hard-working
not brave
scared i'm a waste
of paint
of time
of space
funny isn't it?
i've made my grave
and i'll lie in
i'm so sorry"
A Satisfying Fantasy of Shia LaBeouf Apologizing